<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348566679319773736</id><updated>2011-04-21T21:14:00.555-07:00</updated><title type='text'>snideremarks</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snideremarksblog.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7348566679319773736/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snideremarksblog.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Lisa Snider</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/Sr_3c2K2BZI/AAAAAAAAAL0/RHy8Mmbs2i8/S220/20090411_MG_7944+small.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348566679319773736.post-2182776777322579568</id><published>2008-02-11T12:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-12T16:04:33.684-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Millennium Dreams - A 10-Minute Play (Reading)</title><content type='html'>Millennium Dreams&lt;br /&gt;By Lisa Snider (Copyright 2008 Lisa Snider)&lt;br /&gt;Required Props: Dog Collar and Toy Globe&lt;br /&gt;Performed as a reading before a packed house on February 9 &amp; 10 by the Theater 150 Actors: Susan: Laura Criswell, Chef and Hiram James: Jim Lashly, Mrs. Royal: Leslie Paxton, Stage Directions and Helium-Drunk Bellmen: Deb Norton (Director and Instructor)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do you remember where you were on New Year’s Eve 1999?  I sure do!  It inspired a fictional short story that I published a few years ago.  The story still nagged at me, and through this process, I was able to explore it more deeply, create new characters and situations, and see a different, stronger version come to life.  My protagonist deals with some harsh realities from the kitchen of a hotel ballroom 15 minutes to midnight.  Given that I spent Y2K working in a hotel, this has been, to say the least, cathartic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-475602268515582921&amp;hl=en" flashvars=""&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;If you have problems with viewing the video after it starts playing, hit "pause" and wait for the video to load all the way, then hit "play."&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7348566679319773736-2182776777322579568?l=snideremarksblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snideremarksblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2182776777322579568/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7348566679319773736&amp;postID=2182776777322579568' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7348566679319773736/posts/default/2182776777322579568'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7348566679319773736/posts/default/2182776777322579568'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snideremarksblog.blogspot.com/2008/02/millennium-dreams-10-minute-play.html' title='Millennium Dreams - A 10-Minute Play (Reading)'/><author><name>Lisa Snider</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/Sr_3c2K2BZI/AAAAAAAAAL0/RHy8Mmbs2i8/S220/20090411_MG_7944+small.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348566679319773736.post-6341410511232224642</id><published>2007-07-12T19:15:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T00:42:38.739-08:00</updated><title type='text'>If I Were A Simpson</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/RpbgXhRD6_I/AAAAAAAAAEQ/Tp839bhQkLY/s1600-h/Lisa+Simpson.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086499523833097202" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/RpbgXhRD6_I/AAAAAAAAAEQ/Tp839bhQkLY/s200/Lisa+Simpson.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;That's me as a Simpson! Wanna be a Simpson, too? Go to The &lt;a href="http://www.simpsonsmovie.com/main.html"&gt;Simpsons Movie site &lt;/a&gt;(opening 7/27) to create your own character. It's a lot of fun and a great way to avoid working at work. Better yet, create one for your boss!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7348566679319773736-6341410511232224642?l=snideremarksblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snideremarksblog.blogspot.com/feeds/6341410511232224642/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7348566679319773736&amp;postID=6341410511232224642' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7348566679319773736/posts/default/6341410511232224642'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7348566679319773736/posts/default/6341410511232224642'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snideremarksblog.blogspot.com/2007/07/if-i-were-simpson.html' title='If I Were A Simpson'/><author><name>Lisa Snider</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/Sr_3c2K2BZI/AAAAAAAAAL0/RHy8Mmbs2i8/S220/20090411_MG_7944+small.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/RpbgXhRD6_I/AAAAAAAAAEQ/Tp839bhQkLY/s72-c/Lisa+Simpson.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348566679319773736.post-5148067912339327412</id><published>2007-06-26T12:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T00:42:38.897-08:00</updated><title type='text'>When You Care to Send the Very Worst</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/RoFvs9eN8qI/AAAAAAAAAEI/sjycnWDwqi8/s1600-h/someecard3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5080464672856863394" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/RoFvs9eN8qI/AAAAAAAAAEI/sjycnWDwqi8/s200/someecard3.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Love &lt;a href="http://www.someecards.com/"&gt;this site's &lt;/a&gt;e-cards:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This one is particularly funny since the fella who played him lives here (It places the lotion in the basket.)!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7348566679319773736-5148067912339327412?l=snideremarksblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snideremarksblog.blogspot.com/feeds/5148067912339327412/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7348566679319773736&amp;postID=5148067912339327412' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7348566679319773736/posts/default/5148067912339327412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7348566679319773736/posts/default/5148067912339327412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snideremarksblog.blogspot.com/2007/06/when-you-care-to-send-very-worst.html' title='When You Care to Send the Very Worst'/><author><name>Lisa Snider</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/Sr_3c2K2BZI/AAAAAAAAAL0/RHy8Mmbs2i8/S220/20090411_MG_7944+small.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/RoFvs9eN8qI/AAAAAAAAAEI/sjycnWDwqi8/s72-c/someecard3.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348566679319773736.post-8530990227306257900</id><published>2007-06-06T16:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T00:42:39.045-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Safe At Last!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/R7I1kSsAqQI/AAAAAAAAAG8/S7pnVv3rO1I/s1600-h/paris.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/R7I1kSsAqQI/AAAAAAAAAG8/S7pnVv3rO1I/s200/paris.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5166250620155373826" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't know about you, but I'm feeling a whole lot safer now that Paris is behind bars.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7348566679319773736-8530990227306257900?l=snideremarksblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snideremarksblog.blogspot.com/feeds/8530990227306257900/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7348566679319773736&amp;postID=8530990227306257900' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7348566679319773736/posts/default/8530990227306257900'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7348566679319773736/posts/default/8530990227306257900'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snideremarksblog.blogspot.com/2007/06/safe-at-last.html' title='Safe At Last!'/><author><name>Lisa Snider</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/Sr_3c2K2BZI/AAAAAAAAAL0/RHy8Mmbs2i8/S220/20090411_MG_7944+small.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/R7I1kSsAqQI/AAAAAAAAAG8/S7pnVv3rO1I/s72-c/paris.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348566679319773736.post-5944161826739788336</id><published>2007-04-22T16:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T00:42:39.252-08:00</updated><title type='text'>LA Times Cartoon re: V Tech Massacre</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/Rivvb3itSEI/AAAAAAAAACw/-rtk37XqCoY/s1600-h/v+tech+cartoon.gif"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5056398268698544194" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/Rivvb3itSEI/AAAAAAAAACw/-rtk37XqCoY/s320/v+tech+cartoon.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This cartoon by political cartoonist Ted Rall appeared in the LA Times on Friday.  Too soon?  I had a hard time finding it. I went to gocomics.com and paged through about 2 dozen with Virginia Tech as the cartoon's topic before I finally found it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7348566679319773736-5944161826739788336?l=snideremarksblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snideremarksblog.blogspot.com/feeds/5944161826739788336/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7348566679319773736&amp;postID=5944161826739788336' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7348566679319773736/posts/default/5944161826739788336'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7348566679319773736/posts/default/5944161826739788336'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snideremarksblog.blogspot.com/2007/04/la-times-cartoon-re-v-tech-massacre.html' title='LA Times Cartoon re: V Tech Massacre'/><author><name>Lisa Snider</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/Sr_3c2K2BZI/AAAAAAAAAL0/RHy8Mmbs2i8/S220/20090411_MG_7944+small.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/Rivvb3itSEI/AAAAAAAAACw/-rtk37XqCoY/s72-c/v+tech+cartoon.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348566679319773736.post-2816639509948061089</id><published>2007-04-12T09:40:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-12T09:40:49.494-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Vonnegut Dies, Sanjaya Lives!</title><content type='html'>Somehow, this just doesn't seem fair!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7348566679319773736-2816639509948061089?l=snideremarksblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snideremarksblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2816639509948061089/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7348566679319773736&amp;postID=2816639509948061089' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7348566679319773736/posts/default/2816639509948061089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7348566679319773736/posts/default/2816639509948061089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snideremarksblog.blogspot.com/2007/04/vonnegut-dies-sanjaya-lives.html' title='Vonnegut Dies, Sanjaya Lives!'/><author><name>Lisa Snider</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/Sr_3c2K2BZI/AAAAAAAAAL0/RHy8Mmbs2i8/S220/20090411_MG_7944+small.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348566679319773736.post-751060533416095177</id><published>2007-03-11T15:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T00:42:39.409-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Blasting Cellulars</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/R7I28isAqRI/AAAAAAAAAHE/VniBUU8JhYk/s1600-h/cell.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/R7I28isAqRI/AAAAAAAAAHE/VniBUU8JhYk/s200/cell.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5166252136278829330" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wouldn't the world be a much better place if everyone put their cell phones on silent?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7348566679319773736-751060533416095177?l=snideremarksblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snideremarksblog.blogspot.com/feeds/751060533416095177/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7348566679319773736&amp;postID=751060533416095177' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7348566679319773736/posts/default/751060533416095177'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7348566679319773736/posts/default/751060533416095177'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snideremarksblog.blogspot.com/2007/03/blasting-cellulars.html' title='Blasting Cellulars'/><author><name>Lisa Snider</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/Sr_3c2K2BZI/AAAAAAAAAL0/RHy8Mmbs2i8/S220/20090411_MG_7944+small.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/R7I28isAqRI/AAAAAAAAAHE/VniBUU8JhYk/s72-c/cell.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7348566679319773736.post-1084114515697290514</id><published>2007-01-17T20:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-19T08:00:10.442-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Price of Paradise</title><content type='html'>Tell a friend, bring a friend!&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The Price of Paradise, a documentary about Santa Barbara's affordable housing predicament and its effects on critical workforce, will screen at the esteemed Santa Barbara International Film Festival on Friday evening, January 26 and Monday morning, January 29.  &lt;a href="http://www.findingojai.com/ThePriceofParadise.html"&gt;Click here for more information and to view trailers.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;As the writer, producer and director of this film, which I worked on for the better part of a year for the County of Santa Barbara, I became its most ardent supporter.  I'm thrilled that the project's goal of creating community awareness and showing to a large local audience is being achieved.  The people in the film offer a compelling message and I hope you will come see it and hear their stories.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7348566679319773736-1084114515697290514?l=snideremarksblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://snideremarksblog.blogspot.com/feeds/1084114515697290514/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7348566679319773736&amp;postID=1084114515697290514' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7348566679319773736/posts/default/1084114515697290514'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7348566679319773736/posts/default/1084114515697290514'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://snideremarksblog.blogspot.com/2007/01/price-of-paradise.html' title='The Price of Paradise'/><author><name>Lisa Snider</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HeFzMiFvgis/Sr_3c2K2BZI/AAAAAAAAAL0/RHy8Mmbs2i8/S220/20090411_MG_7944+small.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
